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ok this is going to be rambly and crazy, and if you don't believe me, thats fine, because this is really in all honesty, totally out of the blue and insane. if someone was telling me this story, i wouldn't believe it, really. but i swear on everything i own that this DID happen, impossible and outlandish as it may sound.

before you skip over this, its about the nick carter situation, kids :-*

so lauren and i went skating tonight. zac was working, and we saw brianna for the first time in about three years, i guess. we talked for a little while, yadda yadda yadda. then around 9:00, we got hungry so lauren and i went to get a pretzel. while we're sitting at our table, lauren's phone rings. the number was blocked, but she picked up and all she heard was moaning in her ear. so she hangs up. a few seconds later, its ringing again. she hands it over to me and she's like "ANSWER IT" so i do.

the guy asks for a roberta. i was like "this isn't roberta's phone." then a robert. "this isn't roberts phone." then a rosa, and the list goes on. i figure its someone pranking us, so i ask for his name. he tells me his name is vinnie, he's 23, and he's from the "flower shop around the corner." i started laughing and gave the phone to lauren, figuring it was alex or jeremy. he asked her if she wanted a dozen roses. she was like "wtf no" and then he was like "well how about 11?" so i take the phone back and start talking to "vinnie" just randomly. all of a sudden he asks if i had to compare myself to a food, which would i choose. a mint, and i forget his explaination, or a hotdog, long and thin. i was actually really amused so i called myself a hotdog and asked him what he saw himself as. i think he said a hotdog but anyway, somehow we lost the connection and he hung up.

a few seconds later, another blocked/restricted call comes through, and i answer it again. this time its "billy." "billy" is 17, doesn't sound like he's gone through puberty yet [ the voice was forced to a high pitch ] and goes to "episcopal high school" in tampa florida. he said he found lauren's number on the sidewalk. i told "billy" that i thought he was "vinnie" and he admitted to having "multiple personalities" i asked "billy" if he knew where we were, and i told him delaware. he was like "oh yeah between baltimore and philadelphia." for some reason, as soon as he said tampa, i started getting suspicious. i gave lauren nick's number last night, and she called him this morning. she only let it ring once, and then hung up. so anyway, "billy" starts talking about philadelphia, asking if we ever hung out on south street. of course, nick knows south street because his concert at the TLA was there. acting on my suspicions i told "billy" i went to see a nick carter concert on south street. "billy" immidiately brings up TLA. that was the point where i took the phone away from my ear, looked at lauren, and mouthed "THIS IS NICK" she took the phone and talked to him for a while. he kept talking about the carter family and made lauren name all the siblings [ ps when lauren said "bj" nick said that he liked recieving those ] people were staring at us so we went to the bathroom in the back that no one uses and kept talking. we asked if "billy" thought hilary duff was hot, and he said that she "might be his sister-in-law one day." when we asked why he said that, he was like "eh small world" we asked him if he would give us his phone number, and he said he would give us the first half, which matched up with what ail gave me. all of the little coincidences and inside knowledge were getting to be a little too obvious.

all in all, we talked to "vinnie" and "billy" for about two hours. billy told us he worked for his uncle, a janitor and that they liked shoving tampons up their noses. he also talked about his "eagle" and how it was five feet long, and he had to tie it around his ankles to make his pants fit. and he farted + burped every five minutes or so. i'll say the carter kids are into crude humor [ they asked lauren and i to "kiss" and "moan" more times than i can remember, really ] and profanity. but they're funny, they're amusing, and all in all they were pretty nice. i haven't laughed that hard in so long

bottom line: in the end, after we told them that they busted themselves when they didn't block their number [ which was the exact number ail gave me ] the last time they called [ we got disconnected about three times in the last half hour that we talked, and they would call back. the last time they called back, they must have forgotten *67, and the number showed up, instead of the "restricted" sign. "billy" dropped the act and said "shit" three or four times ], they admitted to being nick and aaron [ in text messages. i can get lauren to forward them to me, and i'll forward them to any skeptics if you'd like ]. we're not quite sure who was "vinnie" and who was "billy" [ i think nick was billy and aaron was vinnie ] i know they have my number [ i gave it to "vinnie" haha, but i wasn't sure if they'd actually taken it down ], because after we hung up with them for the last time at lauren's, i looked at my phone, and i had one missed call. "carter, 9:58pm" apparently they tried to three-way us, but it didn't work out. SOB :'( so anyway nick is in LA right now, shooting for the hollow. he was like "i'm working on a movie with melissa" [ obviously melissa schuman :-* ] he also said, though he was "billy" at this point, that "nick has a girlfriend" hmm. i kept telling lauren to tell him that he would look cute with avril but she didn't say it >:o they had to go because apparently they were busy, and nick said he would call again. she was like "yeah right" and he's like "i promise, i swear." so whatever we'll see he'll probably end up calling at 4am and lauren told him to just leave her a voicemail. i think i am going to call again later this week and ask if billy is around :-[

ok so i am tired and still dazed and this probably made little to no sense. if you want to know about it i will gladly answer questions whenever, but yeah the entire thing was crazy and it has yet to sink it that i've talked to nick carter on the phone, not just for a few minutes, but for almost two hours. aejdiaweriwef HEE :-[

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